Cute Warning: Bumkins Snack Bags

I am not a child. I do not have children (yet).

BUT GODDAMNIT I AM GOING TO USE THESE BUMKINS DISNEY AND DR. SEUSS SNACK BAGS.

They're not only freakin' adorable, they're also reusable, which means now I can incorporate them into my nightly popcorn ritual* again and again and again and again...

I use Disney Princess snack bags, therefore I am a Disney Princess.

Another appealing aspect of these bags is their small (kid) size, which makes portion control easier if you're the type of person who can easily eat an entire bag of Cheetos in one sitting. I mean, not that I am.

* Almost every night I make popcorn, watch some iteration of Real Housewives, and alternately wander around my living area playing with my kitties (and strewing kernels all over the place in the process).