Lest you prematurely conclude that since, as in the case of this reporter (and anyone who doesn't think the leader of the free world should be a misogynist xenophobe), I'm With Her and therefore will certainly not be consuming a Trump cookie, consider the wisdom of the Addams Family credo:
Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.*
(We gladly feast on those that would subdue us.)
I suggest picking up a dozen for your debate-viewing party.
*Yes, I know the Latin isn't perfect but neither are you so get over it.